clubpenguln:

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

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27th
May
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PLEASE ASK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ♥
1. Are looks important in a relationship?

To an extent.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

To an extent.  

3. Are you a virgin?

No.

4. Are you in a relationship?

Ehhhhh….kinda.

5. Are you in love?

No.

6. Are you single this year?

Ehhhh….

7. Can you commit to one person?

Yes.

8. Describe your crush

Ummmm….lightskin. He sells weed. None of my friends really like him. BUT ITS JUST A CRUSH.

9. Describe your perfect mate

Shit…its too much. But someone who have their shit together that I can build this empire with (i sound like Mama Dee)


10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

HELL NAW

11. Do you ever want to get married?

HELL YEAH


12. Do you forgive betrayal?

HELL NAW


13. Do you get jealous easily?

HELL NAW

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Something like that…


15. Do you have any piercings?

Yes

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Yes

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Yes


20. Do you shower every day?

Yes


21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Ehhh…

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Ehhh…


23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I done it before…for longer than that 


24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

Nahhh…

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Idk….I have to work on myself first.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yes…but their actions proved otherwise

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Lol, yes.

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Unfortunately…

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Unlike some people, i take others feelings into consideration…

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

Nope…

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Yes…too many times


32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Nope…

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Yes…


34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

No.


35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yes.

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

I went with one of my “best friends” BUT HE AINT SHIT.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Lol currently….
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yes….right now.

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Yeah…damn you Lance Gross

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

I’m not a fucking cornball.

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

Yes

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

About 10 seconds…

43. How long was your longest relationship?

11 months

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

1 boyfriend 0 girlfriends


45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

Outside family……0 lol

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

This may sound bad…but I’m pretty sure like a few hundred times…it was my boyfriend and we were at college soooo…TURN UP!


47. How old are you?

18


48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

*ICE JJ FISH VOICE* NIGGA FUUUUCCCKKK YOUUUUU!

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

Humor

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

Yeah„,but that don’t mean i will accept them back into my life.


51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

it WAS a boy……
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

Yeah, because you can only try to help someone so much


53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

I’m pretty sure…

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Yeah…
55. Share a relationship story.

Ummm…personal. But my first serious relationship was with a boy I’ve know for years. We grew up together. He was my boyfriend for like 2 weeks when i was in 8th grade then we broke up and grew wart and went our separate ways. He had multiple girlfriends and I was just coasting through life going through my ugly ducking phase in life. The one christmas eve, at my cousin house it was a gathering with family and friends, we were dared to go in this room and play 7 minutes in heaven. Basically after that, we started talking again. Then we went together…i loved him with all my heart. I used to sneak down to ISU on weekends to see him. But that summer he went to cali to visit his family and that was the hardest summer ever. Then we ended up going to the same school…sex. all. the. fucking. time. everything was great. But I leave for one weekend, and he’s fucking another bitch and got caught by my friend. IT AINT NOTHING TO CUT THAT NIGGA OFF. I got a cold hearted, the end.


56. State 8 facts about your body

I have 10 fingers, I have 10 toes, I have a vagina, I have boobs, Every 28 days I have a menstrual cycle, I have 2 eyes, I have one nose, I have 2 ears, my teeth are straight, my hair…is my hair.


57. Things you want to say to an ex

FUCK YOU!


58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Be funny. Love me. Accept me. Bring me food. Sex me. 


59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

*uploads a picture of darknes*


60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

2 years


61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Personality


62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

Pay my bills.


63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

Receiving pleasure from another person through oral, penile-vaginal, finger or other various types of stimulation.


64. What is your definition of cheating?

TEXTING, FLIRTING, LIKING PICTURES, SNAPCHATTING, FACETIMING, HAVING SEX WITH, THINKING ABOUT, TOUCHING ANOTHER BITCH. …and going to the strip club or paying for sex.


65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

HEAD!…AND KISSING.


66. What is your favourite roleplay?

never did that


67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

doing some corny ass shit like in the movies and the night ending in cuddling and getting my booty rubbed.

68. What is your sexual orientation?

straight. 


69. What turns you off?

bad hygiene.


70. What turns you on?

sexy ass teeth.


71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

I don’t remember the dream exactly but while having the dream, i thought i was about to cum….but i ended up wetting the bed.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

It’s yours.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Pay my tuition. 

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

That he’s not wearing FUBU, PhatFarm, RocaWear, Sean John…

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

…I honestly don’t know.


76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

Where do I start?


77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

If that person makes you happy… but boys mature slower than girls soooo…


78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

Idk…

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

Shit, I hardly get jealous.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

idek


81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Lance Gross, Robin Thicke, Justin Timberlake, Chris Brown, Justin Combs


82. Who is the last person you hugged?

Idk…


83. Who was your first kiss with?

This boy named Jon


84. Why did your last relationship fail?

cause…THESE HOES AINT LOYAL!


85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

hell naw

3 months ago

I haven’t been on here in so long…I just feel like typing shit. Whatever comes to my mind, is fair game for me to type on here.

3 months ago

Future…

People always told me that it was ‘bad” for me to plan my future. But honestly, i think thats just a bunch of bullshit. I’m still going to plan my future regardless and I’m going to take the steps to ensure that it happens how i want to.

1. I want to be married by 26 <br>

2. Have my first child at 27 <br>

3. Continue having kids until I’m 30 <br>

4. Work my ass off and raise the hell out of my kids <br>

5. Retire at 55 and travel the world with my husband and enjoy my growing family. <br>

This is just an outline of what I want, I have everything precisely written out but I didn’t feel like typing it all out.

3 months ago

"The best fighter is never angry."

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OITNB cast with their character posters

THIS IS…………EVERYTHING!

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Hello there….

Well hello tumblr people. Since I haven’t been on here in a while, I just like to take a moment to ramble about random stuff, a place can finally say what I want. I will like to start off saying that people are phony as hell. Imagine being a good friend to someone, then they just switch it up all of a sudden? Its crazy. You spent so much money on a person out the kindness of your heart and went out your way countless amount of times but then they just treating you like trash. And on top of that, you lost all of their trust. Because if someone can easily spread someone else business, they have no problem with spreading yours. I hate opening up so much then I’m the one looking dumb at the end of the day, but whatever they tell me is safe. Why? Because I can keep a fucking secret. But then i realized, i should have listened to my mother a long time ago. Because what she kept saying to me is finally effecting me. Thats crazy. It really is true, some people have a different mindset than you. True colors will always prevail. Also, karma will run its course. 

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fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

This me when I hear them oldies

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KTL…

Wow. I never thought I’ll be back with him. But you just can’t forget about a person you spent damn near the best year of your life with. I can’t even lie, I love that boy, all the fussing and fighting we do, is all out of love. Fuck what anyone have to say about MY relationship, because he truly makes me happy. Best day after Valentine’s day ever…my Valentine still suck though, but today really made up for it. Lol.

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sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

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